spookybleerios:

no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.

(via isawthiscomingfromthestart-deac)

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1 year ago

ten-percent-turtle:

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

(via somewhut)

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1 year ago

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

(via cumfort)

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1 year ago

pizza:

when u start saying something but everyone keeps talking

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(via lubricates)

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1 year ago

I hate my friends

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lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

(via qothqueen)

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1 year ago

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

(Source: hammerlock, via fake-mermaid)

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1 year ago

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via nnilkshake)

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1 year ago