spookybleerios:

no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.

(via isawthiscomingfromthestart-deac)

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11 months ago

ten-percent-turtle:

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

(via somewhut)

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11 months ago

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

(via cumfort)

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12 months ago

pizza:

when u start saying something but everyone keeps talking

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(via lubricates)

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12 months ago

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

(via qothqueen)

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12 months ago

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

(Source: hammerlock, via fake-mermaid)

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12 months ago

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via nnilkshake)

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12 months ago